This is as close to an update as you're getting until I've got some things sorted.
Sorry my friend.
In the meantime, I'll give you a crime against fashion.
See that?
That's what we like to call "holy crap that's a man in shorts and leggings".
I don't think I need to get started on this.
If it's cold enough to want to wear leggings.
Wear.
Pants.
Love,
Mary.